Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English
I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)
the perfect forehead-kiss height..
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.
No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.
I found these mints today. So many mint puns I can’t breath
TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS.
B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S
science side of tumblr why won’t this ass quit
Newtons Law dictates that an object in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. I’m sorry, but the ass may never quit. It’s simple physics
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level